On the same day that Alex Rodgriquez tied Mickey Mantle on the all-time homerun list, his wife announced she’s filing for divorce. Why did he even get married in the first place if he was going to just run around and openly date any NY hooker rat who he met? Anyway, that new Yankee contract is going to take a hit in the accounting department. He’ll have to watch his budget and instead of having his butler use hundred dollar bills to light his cuban cigars, he’ll have to get his butler to use hundred dollar bills to light his cuban cigars while simultaneously answer his cell phone so as to get more work out of him; hence a savings in cost.
I was there…I was at the game…I was there!!!!!!