Atheist should put down your protest signs and accept that there is proof that God exists. Unfortunately, times are tough these days and he’s a drug dealer living in Tampa.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25338128/

God accused of selling cocaine near church

Man named God Lucky Howard sold to undercover officers, Tampa cops say

TAMPA, Fla. – Police said a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine.

Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police said he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding 22 grams more of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts of drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

(This is taken from MSNBC and from the Associated Press. I hope I didn’t reprint too much in my satire piece.)