Randy Moss and Terrell Owens on same team?

29 02 2008
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There is a rumor circulating that the Dallas Cowboys have interest in signing Randy Moss if he becomes a free agent which would result in the most powerful receiver tandem in NFL history.

Flopping in the playoffs apparently has Jerry Jones ready to make a big move. And somehow being $20 million under the salary cap and don’t count out Randy Moss joining the Dallas Cowboys. Terrell and Moss on the same team would be a media circus suitable for the media friendly Cowboys and the tandem would be undefendable on the field.

Here is a link to Foxsports reporting the rumor.





Economical Hosting Service works with Blogging Sites

28 02 2008

For $6.95  a month hosting that has basically everything click here.





Dave Clark 5 Singer Dead

28 02 2008

Mike Smith, the lead singer of the Dave Clark 5 died today 2 weeks before being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This is sad but why is this a tragedy?

Here’s the rest of the story.

Last year, the Dave Clark 5 was voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on the ballot that counted but the head of the Rock Hall, who shall go nameless because he is shameless (and because I don’t want to waste the time to google his name) but who also heads Rolling Stone Magazine, chose to skip over them and induct the #6 votegetter Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5. His reason: Diversity in the Hall. There needed to be a first rap group and it needed to be black before The Beastie Boys got in as the first rap act and they are white.

As payback for last year’s slight, The Dave Clark 5 were guaranteed induction this year before there was even a vote. But as fate would have it, of course the lead singer died before being inducted. The Rock and Roll Hall of Shame should be embarrased by this. But they won’t be.

This is the same Hall of Shame that doesn’t have KISS as a member like 8 or 9 years after they became eligible. I don’t want to get sidetracked again but Kiss has more gold records than any other American band. At one point was as big as The Beatles in pop culture. I’m no statistician but I would wager than 10 times more people know who KISS is and know KISS songs than know who The Dave Clark 5 are. And, probably 50 times more than who could pick Grandmaster Flash out of a crowd; unless they’ve watched The Dave Chappell Show where he DJ’d. (In contrast, The Sex Pistols released one lousy album that know one owns and most people including me might like one or two songs off of and they were inducted last year into the R&R Hall of Shame.

I am a KISS fan, a Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5 fan, a Beastie Boy at heart, and once I googled them to find out what they sang, also a fan of some of The Dave Clark 5’s songs.

(The Beastie Boys are getting in on a technicality as well because their first real album came out in 1986 but they got credit for a truly non-existent release from like 1982 when the group had other members and didn’t even truly record under that name. They are one of my favorite artists and this is a whole different story.)

For a completely different take on why The Dave Clark 5 shouldn’t have been inducted at all click here.





Obama Not The First

27 02 2008

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Bill Clinton at the Barbershop*** Cast Reunion

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Hillary Clinton at the Hester Prynne* Family Reunion

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President Bush at the Merlin** Convention

 *Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter (story about adultery doubly ties into Bill and Hillary’s marriage.

**Merlin from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court and every other version of the King Arthur Myth

***Barbershop is the African American movie staring Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson, Cedrick the Entertainer, and various other most black actors and comedians and spawned a sequel and Queen Latifah’s Beauty Shop 





Obama in African Clothing

27 02 2008

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Barack Obama in full African garb.





You-Know-Who-You-Are’s doppleganger REMOVED

27 02 2008

I have been enformed You-Know-Who-You-Are that this does not look like him. So, to appease him, I have removed said image from this site.

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For more pics: http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season7/danny_noriega/

Original Post: This American Idol participant looks very similar to a person who shall go nameless but he knows who he is. Put some dark hair on him, fem him up and voila this cat from American Idol.

Now if someone wants to call him out in the comments, who am I to limit free speech?

Update: There is a firestorm of disagreement.





Quarterlife – as reviewed by my media consultant JC…

27 02 2008

 

I don’t hardly ever watch network TV, and I rarely pick up new shows to watch (unless they’re on Bravo for some reason), but for some unexplainable reason I decided to watch Quarterlife last night.   

I felt like I was magically transported in time 10 years ago when Party of Five and 90210 were ruling the TV airwaves.  Yet, for some strange reason, I couldn’t turn away.  The premise of the show was interesting—6 late 20-somethings living together still trying to find their way in life.  I can partly relate although thankfully I feel like I’m 10x more established in life than any of them are.  The characters are all good in theory…a writer (the narrator, who’s also a writer and by far the most interesting character), an alcoholic slut, a nerd, two film producers (one of which is artsy and the other who appears to be going along for the ride) and one other character that I’m leaving out.  But when you put all the characters together, you get that cheesy Party-of-Five, 90210-ish style teen drama all over again…only this time it’s supposed to be for people in their late 20s.  And even though I know this, I still didn’t turn away.  So maybe the world is ready for 90210 again.  Or maybe there’s so much crap on TV that I’ve tricked myself into enjoying a new TV show.  I’m not sure if I’m going to continue to watch it every week, but I just might watch it again.  At least in between airings of the Real Housewives and Project Runway.

(Scott note: I didn’t watch it and I use the initials JC because it sounds so LA, but if the alcoholic slut is the girl from the image search I’ll probably be queing it up on Tivo very very soon. Well, even if she’s the writer narrator I can handle that too.)





Neverland Up for Auction

26 02 2008

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Neverland Valley Ranch, Michael’s home that he hasn’t visited since 2005, is up for auction on March 19, 2008. If you have a spare $15 million or so lying around you can get in on the action. He owes just under $25M on the mortgage. He may still spring for the payoff but the consensus is that he has washed his hands of the place.

I’ll put up a little if anyone wants to go in partners with me to buy it! First come, first served. I’ll need a commitment of about $14,995,000 from partners so we can be competitive on the bid.

If you’d like to see dozens of pictures of Neverland click here:

http://www.michaeljacksonforsale.com/html/Gallery-Neverland-page1.htm





Jimmy Kimmel retaliates against Sarah Silverman – Star Studded

25 02 2008

 It might not be as out of the blue as Sarah fn Matt Damon but a fitting and hilarious response.





Lestat Live – Anne Rice revives The Vampire Chronicles

25 02 2008
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Anne Rice told Time Magazine that she is going to write one more Lestat novel with a religious twist. Anne Rice is my favorite. Her new both on the early life of Jesus Christ comes out in March and I didn’t even make it through the first one so I am obviously anxiously awaiting Lestat’s return from the tomb. Even though it will probably suck since she’s going to make it all religiousy, maybe once she starts actually writing it she will lose herself in the story and let Lestat live for real. Us real Vampires can only hope.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1716849,00.html?cnn=yes





The Oscars – One Word Review

25 02 2008

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With all the writers back from strike and available to work on the The Oscars show you’d think that at least one of them could spell…

B O R I N G

Is it just me or is Jon Stewart in his 16th minute? Even Denzel looked like he couldn’t believe the line he was given to read to introduce Best Picture. Something along the lines of “There have been 79 previous Best Pictures. One of these nominees will be the 80th.” Brilliant writing there, supergeniuses. Well worth fn up the whole broadcast season so that the amazingly talented writers who came up with kind of brilliance could get 18 more cents a month in royalties. Yah! Go Union!





Barack Obama – Weak Seams

24 02 2008

Anyone reading this probably thinks I’m Anti-Obama. I am not. In fact, he seems like a very nice man. He seems highly intelligent. He seems to have an engaging personality. His speeches seem to be engaging, though provoking, and are apparently well thought out, rehearsed, and performed. But, his main problem are the “seems”. It doesn’t appear that his “seems” (seams) are that well stitched together. When you tug on them they pull apart and you find him disrespected the National Anthem, allowing his campaign workers to openly compare him to a communist in the campaign offices, and plagiarizing speeches.

But, that’s the opinion of a disenfranchised citizen who feels like our choices for President are between a crocodile and an alligator. By the time you tell them apart, you’ve already been eaten.





Obama’s Hands on his Penis during the National Anthem

24 02 2008

Uncle oTOMa also doesn’t wear a flag lapel pin that all other candidates wear. I personally don’t care about his choice of jewelry but not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem is pretty wack to say the least. What an disrespectful act by someone running to lead the country.

On the other hand, there are plenty of people who as a religious stance don’t do these types of things and you have to respect them for their religious beliefs. Anyone who stands (or sits for that matter) for their religious beliefs is to be admired. But, they also aren’t running for President. If you desire to be the leader of an organization, group, affiliation and especially the most powerful nation in the world, the first requirement should be that you respect the organization, group, affiliation, or nation that you are trying to be elected to lead.





Angelina Jolie Pregnant – Brad Pitt Looks like a 55 year old Robert Redford

24 02 2008




New Words You Heard Here First…

24 02 2008

Uncle oTOMa – figure it out on your own.

Uncle oTOMa

–noun Disparaging and Offensive.

a black man considered by other blacks to be subservient to or to curry favor with whites especially if running for the White House. 
Compare Aunt Jemima.

[Origin: 1920–25, Americanism; so called after the leading character in Uncle Tom's Cabin]

Masochrist – (submitted by DV himself)

mas·ochr·ism      [mas-uh-kiz-uhm, maz-] Pronunciation KeyShow IPA Pronunciation

–noun

1. Psychiatry. the condition in which religious gratification depends on suffering, physical pain, and humiliation.
2. gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one’s own actions or the actions of others, esp. the tendency to seek this form of gratification especially if you are the mesiah or believe you are or should be treated as such.
3. the act of turning one’s destructive tendencies inward or upon oneself also known as hanging yourself on a cross or spike and expected others to feel for you. 
4. the tendency to find pleasure in self-denial, submissiveness, etc.

Other words coming as i have time to remember them…